There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable,… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good,… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything? — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
