Actually Quote by Miranda Hart

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

— Doug Stanhope

I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time!

— Douglas Feaver

I don't particularly like babies. They are loud and smelly and, above all other things, demanding. No matter how much free day care you…

— Amanda Marcotte

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

— Ryan Reynolds

I do like babies depending on how they behave.

— David Essex

I hate babies. They're so human.

— Hector Hugh Munro

Sucks for you, babies are awesome. Except when they cry.

— Smoochy01

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.

— Queen Victoria

That's why I like babies. They're like beginnings we don't have?

— Lesley Howarth

There is not much you can say about a baby unless you are talking with its father or another mother or nurse; infants are…

— Ursula K. Le Guin

Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you, and also…

— John Green

We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It…

— Daniel Dennett