Two Quotes · Page 2

I have two amazing children.

— Ralph Ineson

I have two fathers.

— Shania Twain

Two of my aunts are Catholic sisters.

— Ann Dowd

The sand dunes look like two tits.

— Valentino Garavani

Never use one word when two will do.

— Thomas Jefferson

I've got two younger brothers.

— Christian Yelich

If. A two-letter word for futility.

— Sidney Sheldon

There are two types of sufferers

— Louis Mackey

When I came to Aston Villa, they had struggled for two years before then.

— Adama Traore

I wish the media stopped making two and two equal five all the time.

— Namrata Shirodkar

A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage.

— Guy Kawasaki

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?

— Stephen Colbert

It's always nice to have more than just two hands if you're making cakes.

— Zoe Sugg

Americans shouldn't have to hold down two or three jobs to make ends meet.

— Mikie Sherrill

I was in college for two years, and just hated it in the '60s.

— Kurt Loder

For a time they confronted each other like two mute unspeaking forts.

— Malcolm Lowry

Traumatic events always happen exactly two years before I reach the maturity level to deal with them.

— Tim Sandlin

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and…

— Rita Rudner

Two things a man should never be angry at: what he can help, and what he cannot help.

— Thomas Fuller

There was a joke in Czechoslovakia: The Communist Party dance, it's one step forward, two steps backward, and everyone is still clapping.

— Martina Navratilova

Im omnivorous in my tastes, fiction and non-fiction, always several books on the go, though Ill read a novel in a day…

— O.R. Melling

There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.

— Franz Kafka

I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since. . . .…

— Richard Steele

You can predict a person?s future and divine his bank balance if you know two things: the books he reads, the people…

— Earl Nightingale

If you work outdoors be passive, go with the weather. This may mean two hours sheltering from a downpour, followed by a…

— John Newbery

I was a young-un when I got my first million. Then I realized if I got one, I could get two. If…

— Birdman

Deep knowledge is not knowledge of the thing itself, but knowledge of a thing like the thing. Then, you gain not one…

— George Bernard Shaw

Yeah, well, I’ll be glad to birth it if it means I can name him something normal. (Zarek) Yeah, yeah. This from…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Of course, mankind would not have landed on the Moon in 1969, were it not for two things: conquered Nazi rocket technology…

— Charles Duke

If you don't have the confidence in baking, commit to making the recipe three times. The first two, do it exactly the…

— Tom Douglas

I speak to women's groups, Chambers of Commerce, manufacturing organizations. Just did the Mike Huckabee Show. I do about two speaking engagements…

— John Ratzenberger

On Easter, the Pope asked for peace in the Middle East. There are two groups the Pope has to contend with -…

— Conan O'Brien

An amoeba is a formless thing which takes many shapes. It moves by thrusting out an arm, and flowing into the arm.…

— Charlton Laird

I think we were naive during the first two years of the [Barack] Obama Administration because the Republicans didn't fight us on…

— Van Jones

This may sound crazy, but to love someone so much that their happiness comes before yours; to find someone who wants to…

— Anonymous

All that Ruby said was so horribly true, she was leaving everything she cared for. She had laid up her treasures on…

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

I began to analyze the movie [The Day the Earth Stood Still] and said it was really made out of these two…

— Paul Laffoley

I did Air America for two reasons: to be in a movie with Mel Gibson and to make a bunch of money.…

— Robert Downey, Jr

If you invent two or three people and turn them loose in your manuscript, something is bound to happen to them --…

— Mark Twain

On the one hand information wants to be expensive, because it's so valuable. The right information in the right place just changes…

— Anonymous