40th birthday Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “People dont turn forty. They turn 39.95 plus shipping and handling.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare 40th birthday Funny
Forty is ... an age at which people have histories and options. At thirty, they had perhaps less history. At fifty, perhaps fewer options. — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
I don't feel that 40 is anything these days. Our life expectancy is so much greater that maybe 50 is the new 40. — Sarah Lancashire Copy Share Image
Yeah, if anyone tries to tell you 60 is the new 40... don't believe them. — Dennis DeYoung Copy Share Image
I hear people in their 20s describe the 40s as a far-off decade of too-late, when they'll regret things that they haven't done. But… — Pamela Druckerman Copy Share Image
“Pre-forty, you can wash your face with Tide and use Vaseline for moisturizer, toss on a little mascara and lip gloss, and you're a… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Just because you're 40, you don't have to decide whether God exists...when you're already worrying that the National Security Agency is reading your emails,… — Pamela Druckerman Copy Share Image
Just short of my 40th birthday, I told my wife, Beth, I was going to build us a little weekend place in...well, in the… — Patrick Symmes Copy Share Image
So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum. — Romola Garai Copy Share Image
John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time. — Maureen O'Hara Copy Share Image
