At 50 you now have realized ?Getting old isn't fair? And that it's hard to make a comeback ?When you haven't gone anywhere — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Now that you're 50, your kids should respect you. After all, you graduated from high school and college without Google or Wikipedia.… — Mae West Copy Share Image
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he… — Eric Massa Copy Share Image
How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray… — T. B. Joshua Copy Share Image
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! — Helen Hayes Copy Share Image
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now. — Menachem Mendel Schneerson Copy Share Image
You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now." — Henry Green Copy Share Image
Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
