One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now." — Henry Green Copy Share Image
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
