50th birthday Quote by Steven Wright

My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

— Joan Rivers

I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put his special…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Breast cancer deaths in America have been declining for more than a decade. Much of that success is due to early detection and better…

— Larry Craig

People should be afraid of the cancer, not the mammogram.

— Nancy Reagan

The day I found out, the day I got my mammogram and the doctor told me I had breast cancer, it was mid-November.

— Victoria Gotti

My breast cancer was caught very early thanks to my doctor a wonderful woman named Elsie Giogi, who just recently passed away after practicing…

— Kate Jackson

All women should understand that a mammogram is nothing to be afraid of. It's not an enemy but a friend. Early detection is the…

— Kate Jackson

I had to go for a mammogram - my first mammogram ever - and It was really scary and I didn't know what to…

— Monica Potter

I go for my completely routine mammogram and then I get a call from my gynecologist. And she says, 'Well, I have some -…

— Cynthia Nixon

I wasn't prepared to get a mammogram until I was 40 years old, like I'd been told. I never in my wildest dreams expected…

— Giuliana Rancic

On a personal note: I have contracted an outstanding case of breast cancer, from which I intend to recover. I don't need get-well cards,…

— Molly Ivins

With a mammogram - as great as they are, and they do save a lot of lives - if you have very dense breasts,…

— Christina Applegate