Quote by Ari Gold Download Open image “Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, dont answer!” — Ari Gold ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Well, mi get a call from sexy Maxine. She left a message pon mi answering machine she seh Beenie… — Beenie Man Copy Share Image
“In truth, though, she could not bear the idea of having a phone on her all the time, wherever she went. Could not be… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
Carmen is just fabulous. She's the boss. She's just so funny, and she's such a little adult that wants to hang out with Alec… — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
“Your phone’s vibrating,” Scottie says. She takes my cell phone out of her pocket, the phone she has stolen from me to text her… — Kaui Hart Hemmings Copy Share Image
“No phone. She shook her head with frustration at how utterly and completely reliant she was on the thing. Her train left in seven… — Brenda Rothert Copy Share Image
Girl-Where's my phone.?? girls bff- certainly not in your back pocket.!! — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“And none of you teenagers have cell phones?" I wasn't sure what Addie's plan was, but I stepped forward to help her lie her… — Kasie West Copy Share Image
Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
A lucky model who's been given a lot of opportunities I just wish she [Cameron Diaz] would have done more with. — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your bed! — Kollkid Copy Share Image
Stop checking your phone nobody loves you! - me at the cinema to anyone checking their phone — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now,… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
“Life is not about learning from your failures; it’s about learning so you don’t fail. In” — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and Im going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious my life… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image