Cell phone Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cell phone Cell phones Cells Dog Nipples Phones
Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
Phones are interesting objects. Sometimes you wish they just didn't exist. — Iskra Lawrence Copy Share Image
You ever notice if you call someones cell phone they won't answer but if you text them seconds later they will. The Power of… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Cell phones brings you closer to person far from you. But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you! — Ritu Copy Share Image
The problem with cell phones is that you can’t slam them down into a cradle when you hang up. Your only option is to… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I do not own a cellphone; I do not use a cellphone. I do not have a phone. No. Phone. Not even an old-fashioned… — Steve Hilton Copy Share Image
I don't have a cell phone because I know how horrible it is. Using your cell phone is like putting your head in a… — Douglas Tompkins Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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“Kindle Paperwhite 3G models use the same technology as cell phones, so they are dependent on cellular coverage areas. By default, a 3G device… — amazon Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure how the ponies happened, though I have an inkling: “Can I get you anything?” I’ll say, getting up from a dinner… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I like everything with a heaping dose of feminitity, including my cell phone. I created this phone for the classic woman, who like me,… — Kimora Lee Simmons Copy Share Image
“People were sitting together, talking and telling stories face-to-face again, instead of staring at a cell phone screens while texting or chatting with someone… — Mike Foster Copy Share Image
“To me, at least in retrospect, the really interesting question is why dullness proves to be such a powerful impediment to attention. Why we… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Another night then,' Mom said. 'Maybe on the weekend we can have a barbecue and invite your sister.' 'Or,' I said turning to Rafe,… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Girls are like cell phones they love to be held and talked to but whewn you press the wrong buttons you will be disconnected — Superman Copy Share Image
Sometimes life really sucks. Then I see your name pop up on my cell phone and I cant help but smile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember one point seeing I had like 60-some different cell phones. I know I only use one. — Bernie Kosar Copy Share Image
“The history of the sexual vanguard in America was a long list of people who had been ridiculed, imprisoned, or subjected to violence. So… — Emily Witt Copy Share Image
