Funny Quote by Kollkid

I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my freaking phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your jacket! -

— Anonymous

I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Oh my telephone! It isn't your job to do the work of the alarm clock.

— Mohammad MUSTAFA

“There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want to make…

— Kim Gruenenfelder

I wish you could Google anything like Where's my phone? I t would be like. It's under the couch, dumbass.

— Anonymous

Guy: Hey, I can't find my phone. Can you please call it? Girl: Sure. *Ring ring ring* Guy: Haha bitch, I got your number…

— Ash

Don't call my phone and ask me who I am...you called ME!

— Anonymous

You leave the phone on beside you as you fall asleep. I sit in my bed and listen to your breathing, until I know…

— David Levithan

I have to fight the impulse to use my phone as an alarm clock rather than leaving it in another room. If I don't,…

— Sherry Turkle

I'm going to bed .. really means.. I'm going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.

— Anonymous

I stopped by my daughter's house. You know I just want to use the phone. You know my new grand baby came to the…

— Buddy Guy

Now my body's on the floor and I am calling

— Framing Hanley