Quote by Mulan Download Open image “Who spit in her bean curd? -Grandma Fa” — Mulan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“Speaking of pits in plum pudding, do you remember your sister’s first attempt? Your grandfather broke off his only remaining tooth trying to eat… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her dark eyes… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“She planned to make a roast beef, a pile of mashed potatoes, corn- then mounted it into a bowl and drown it in gravy.… — Amy E. Reichert Copy Share Image
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC. Along came a spider, slid down beside her, said what's in the bag, bitch? — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
“Sir Gerald Moore: I was at dinner last evening, and halfway through the pudding, this four-year-old child came alone, dragging a little toy cart.… — Tom Wolfe Copy Share Image
“— It’s gas but, isn’t it? How we get suckered in. Some prick in a white coat says if you eat all o’ your… — Roddy Doyle Copy Share Image
“Your mother's cunt has a peculiar tubular shape!' he yelled. 'Nonetheless, I tolerate its effluvium and enthusiastically lick its inner folds whenever she demands!” — David Benioff Copy Share Image
It was Lisa, aged five, whose mother asked her to thank my wife for the peas we had sent them from our garden. 'I… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
What kind of grandmother am I? I'm a 'three-dessert' grandmother. I'm a 'let's just skip the bath tonight, honey, watch another video' grandmother. — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
“Catherine. " She swept by me without a hug. Okay, that was familiar, too. "You really should wear something warmer, it's freezing out. "… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I'm doomed! And all 'cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road. -Mushu — Mulan Copy Share Image
I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding… — Mulan Copy Share Image
Careful, Captain. You may be the General's son, but I am the Emperor's counsul. And by the way, I got that job on my… — Mulan Copy Share Image
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. -Emperor — Mulan Copy Share Image
