Parenting Quote by David Benioff

“Your mother's cunt has a peculiar tubular shape!' he yelled. 'Nonetheless, I tolerate its effluvium and enthusiastically lick its inner folds whenever she demands!” quote by David Benioff — Download Open image

““Your mother's cunt has a peculiar tubular shape!' he yelled. 'Nonetheless, I tolerate its effluvium and enthusiastically lick its inner folds whenever she demands!””

David Benioff

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You just do the best you can and hope people see the potential in it.

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“In the silence of her nonanswer, I considered the possibility that I was a very boring person. Who else but a boring person would utter such meaningless trifles? If a brilliant pig, the prodigy of the barnyard, spent his entire life learning Russian, and on finally becoming proficient the first words he heard were my own, he would wonder why…

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I have never been much of a patriot. My father would not have allowed such a thing while he lived, and his death insured that his wish was carried out. Piter commanded far more affection and loyalty from me than the nation as a whole. But that night, running across the unplowed fields of winter wheat, with the Fascist invaders…

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“If this is a dream the whole world is inside it.”

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I was a huge fantasy geek growing up. I was the dungeon master in my D&D game.

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I've never flown a kite.

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You're a writer. Make it up.

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Once you realise that heroes die, everything becomes that much more terrifying.

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“She leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. Her mouth was cold, her lips rough from the winter wind, and if the mystics…

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the lonliest sound in the world is other people making love.

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