Quote by Napoleon Dynamite Download Open image ““Do the chickens have large talons?”” — Napoleon Dynamite ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“So he was good-looking and he had a great set of thighs. Chickens had nice thighs, too.” — Dakota Cassidy Copy Share Image
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome.… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image