Napoleon Dynamite Quote by Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from…

— Napoleon Dynamite Kip

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.

— Napoleon Dynamite

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon Dynamite

— Napoleon Dynamite

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

— Napoleon Dynamite

“Don’t eat anything your great-great-grandmother wouldn’t recognizeas food. There”

— Sarah Ballantyne

“Here you go, fellas. Piping hot...right out of the oven!' 'Is--Is that what I think it is?' 'It's your favourite! Custard pie with cheese…

— Jeff Smith

“My grandma is very old, and she doesn't remember things a lot, but she bakes the most delicious cookies. When I was very little,…

— Stephen Chbosky

Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow,…

— American Dad

“No," I shout, because my mother doesn't know what I like anymore. "I don't eat things that bleed. Just cheese with lettuce or tomato…

— Laura Wiess

“You like gator?" "Never touch the stuff. I don't eat anything that could eat me. It screws with the food chain".”

— Stephen Randel

“Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!' 'And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put…

— Jeff Smith

“I'm going to explode," my dad says, rubbing his stomach gleefully. He's just put down a massive sandwich piled with corned beef, pastrami, chopped…

— Stacey Ballis