Uncle Rico Quote by Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.

— Napoleon Dynamite

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“undemonstrative in a burly fat-pig style”

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