Napoleon Dynamite Quote by Napoleon Dynamite

I'm not in a contest. I make movies. I'm not a racehorse...

— George Lucas

“ G’day, Starfish. I’ve a date with a horse this afternoon. If you’re free, I thought you might like to chaperone. You’re quite good…

— Donna Kauffman

“Stallions obey mares.”

— Katherine Arden

Mount the stallion of love and do not fear the path, love’s stallion knows the way exactly. With one leap, Love’s horse will carry…

— Rumi

There's so many things I'm dying to do. I wanna do a movie with horses.

— Bethany Joy Lenz

I'm a horse of a man!

— Jeremy Clarkson

Bring me a horse and I am yours forever

— Andrew Hussie

“A great horseman or horsewoman has the curiosity of a foal, the patience of a mare and the drive of a stallion.”

— Joanne Verikios

“Release my horse!" I ordered, infuriated with him and wary of both the large, energetic beast and its rider. "No," Steldor snapped. "You're coming…

— Cayla Kluver

“Wild horses couldn't drag me away”

— The Rolling Stones

No offense, but I'd rather kiss the horse.

— Anthony Horowitz

“There is something so innocent and sweet about romantic movies. The world doesn't always make sense, but in a good romantic comedy, I'm guaranteed…

— Victoria Van Tiem