Sand dunes Quote by Napoleon Dynamite

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

— Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from…

— Napoleon Dynamite Kip

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like…

— Napoleon Dynamite

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“Oh, my giddy aunt!”

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“The uncle and cousin seem nice, but the aunt is a bit of a shock. Whith her hair dyed bright red, she looks like…

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Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

— Napoleon Dynamite

“I look to the heavens for an answer, and do you know what I get?A raindrop in the eye.But the real treat is waiting…

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