Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow… — Napoleon Dynamite Kip Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I get more people approaching me about how good I was in 'Napoleon Dynamite' than being in Coldplay. — Chris Martin Copy Share Image
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
“At the Redbox we gather essential movies: Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Michael Cera, and Jon Heder (because we all have a weak… — Sarah Tregay Copy Share Image
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
“I didn’t know any sexy dance moves. I could just envision myself trying to be sexy and ending up looking like the… — Nicole Jacquelyn Copy Share Image
Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I loved it, it's such fun. I like that people are seeing it and then talking about it. Like when I took… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
When I look at 'Napoleon Dynamite's style I'm reminded of how I spoke when I was an eight-year-old boy. It was just… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
