Chapstick Quote by Napoleon Dynamite Kip

“They all got really quiet and started to lick their lips, closing in on Lucy. I started to lick my lips, too, because it's…

— The Harvard Lampoon

My dick be brushing womens lips like chapstick.

— Ludacris

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think?

— Napoleon Dynamite

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

— Napoleon Dynamite

“Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!” A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed. “I…

— Sara Wolf

“Hipster Chick personally brings it to the table, and there’s a phone number written in ketchup on his plate. He looks at her. Looks…

— Kellen Burden

“Do I have to give you hair torture to get it out of you?” What is that ? From the light in her eyes…

— Jennifer Lane

Your thighs were made for cheeks to graze. My lips, your poison, they bring you down to your knees.

— Asking Alexandria

“I try not to notice the exploded eyeballs or the ruptured tongue bursting through the blackened lips. This job is quite gross enough as…

— Charles Stross

“She’s not only asking for a dick to suck with that lipstick. No, that blazing red says I’ll suck your cock and make your…

— Ruby Rowe

“...I keep breaking things - appointments and porcelain, thinking of your lips...”

— John Geddes

“Broke your jaw once before Spilt your blood upon the floor You broke my leg in return So let's sit back and watch the…

— Florence Welch