Napoleon Dynamite Quote by Napoleon Dynamite

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

— Mark Twain

“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I think I think too much. That's why I drink!

— Janis Joplin

Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid…

— Stephen Colbert

I drink to excess, I gamble to excess, but everyone knows it, so it's not a big deal.

— Oscar Goodman

I don't drink to f%} my liver, I drink to forget that once upon a time I was a lover

— Tushar Thakur

I don't drink as much as I use to could.

— Anna Nicole Smith

I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself.

— Spencer Matthews

There are nearly 30% of young people who are too fat. So let's take care of the zillions of the too fat before we…

— Karl Lagerfeld

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

— Joe E. Lewis

“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”

— Regina Griffin

This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say?

— James Pinckney Miller