Napoleon Dynamite Quote by Napoleon Dynamite Download Open image “Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite” — Napoleon Dynamite ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Napoleon Dynamite
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
“Turn eighteen, shoot grandma, crash the truck, storm the school and return to dirt.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“I was still very much a kid but, suddenly, I had the body of a teenager. This is like waking up one day and… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
“Today a child told Santa Ken that he wanted his dead father back and a complete set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Everyone wants… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Your kids are little. Both their bodies and their brains are still growing. No” — Thomas W. Phelan Copy Share Image
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome.… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny stuff. It's… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from… — Napoleon Dynamite Kip Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome.… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I get more people approaching me about how good I was in 'Napoleon Dynamite' than being in Coldplay. — Chris Martin Copy Share Image
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
