Children Quote by David Sedaris

“All of us were poor, and no amount of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles memorabilia would change that”

— J.D. Vance

“I wanna have a Eureka moment,” he said, the way another kid might have expressed longing for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. She pressed…

— John Green

“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he…

— Adrianne Brooks

“What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you...a Ninja Turtle?”

— Elle Casey

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."

— Jonah Hill

“Joad rolled the coat up more tightly. “An old turtle,’’ he said. “Picked him up on the road. An old bulldozer. Thought I’d take…

— John Steinbeck

“He who dies with the most toys...dies a child.”

— James Rozoff

“Over the past two years, he had become a rabid fan of some cartoon involving anthropomorphic turtles who knew karate and battled evil.”

— Phil Taylor

“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for…

— Jeanette Winterson

“So you say there is no Father Christmas,                                                                          You say there is no Santa Claus                                                                                         Reindeer cannot fly, it's all a grown-up lie...”

— M.C. Frank

“It brings back a long-forgotten memory of Christmas, the year I turned six. I was supposed to be in bed, but I was up…

— Carolee Dean

A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles! -Leonardo

— Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles