How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
