Chickens Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chickens I can Looks
You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I have a chicken-wing addiction... I sometimes can't get out of a restaurant without at least trying their chicken wings. So that's my great… — Tim Ryan Copy Share Image
I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and wants to… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me. — Ricky Williams Copy Share Image
As anyone who even remotely knows me, I will eat chicken with some chicken, and maybe more chicken. Chicken done any which way, basically. — George Blagden Copy Share Image
I don't eat chicken on the bone as it would ruin my lip gloss. — Amelia Dimoldenberg Copy Share Image
I find myself eating different kinds of chicken each and every day, even if it's by surprise. — Ludacris Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with sleeping with strippers. Thankfully, I've got a lot of that sort of stuff out of my system. — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but… — Eva Gabor Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
One of the mistakes I made was thinking chickens and penguins could sing, just like all the other animals in the 'Muppets.' But it… — Bret McKenzie Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken. — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
To this day I over prepare. I draw storyboards for every scene - chicken scratches so crude that they amuse and horrify the crew.… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!? — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
