Chickens Quotes · Page 3

I make a good fried chicken.

— Norah Jones

Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.

— Zora Neale Hurston

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

— Seymour Cray

Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

— Joe Jonas

You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens.

— Jodi Thomas

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

— Rick Riordan

She yanked my plate away and took it to the sink. She rinsed some bones that looked like pork shoulder, which was…

— Margaret Stohl

There was something I was always very good at, however, and that was teaching myself not to be frightened while frightening things…

— Anonymous

Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish…

— Werner Herzog

When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too.

— Michael Pollan

Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at…

— Michael J. Jackson

Chicken masala is now Britain's true national dish, not only because it is the most popular, but because it is a perfect…

— Robin Cook

As for real chicken soup, I have it once or twice a week.

— Jack Canfield

I spent a lot of time on farms when I was growing up, and I've been obsessed with the practical logic of…

— Jaquelin T. Robertson

I have no interest in being a trained ballerina. People should dance how they want to dance. I want to be the…

— Scott McClanahan

When counting, try not to mix chickens with blessings.

— Leonardo da Vinci

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up…

— Adam Carolla

The movie [Chicken with Plums] is very delicate, and you need to have people around you that understand what you're doing, otherwise…

— Vincent Paronnaud

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing

— Thom Yorke

I did undergo hypnotherapy, and it didn't work! The guy couldn't put me under. I was very disappointed. I was very keen…

— James McAvoy

My biggest fault is that the faults I was born with grow bigger each year. It's like I was raising chickens inside…

— Haruki Murakami

The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men.

— Evo Morales

In a twilight garden, when a brown nightingale starts singing, what is left to a blonde chicken is to remain silent.

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

People don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can -- just like mad dogs.

— Mary Ann Shaffer

Garlicky chicken is the best breakfast in the world.

— Cameron Diaz