Chickens Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chickens Crosses Funny Humor Said Yesterday
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the… — Chessela Helm Copy Share Image
Mom: why did the chicken cross the road.? Me: because you didn't fucking cook it — Me Copy Share Image
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“I couldn't make it in a chicken world, sir, so I hit the road in search of something better.” — John A. Heldt Copy Share Image
“Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! ” — Peter Brown Copy Share Image
“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.” — Dave Copy Share Image
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done. — S. Truett Cathy Copy Share Image
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
One of the mistakes I made was thinking chickens and penguins could sing, just like all the other animals in the 'Muppets.' But it… — Bret McKenzie Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken. — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
To this day I over prepare. I draw storyboards for every scene - chicken scratches so crude that they amuse and horrify the crew.… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!? — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
