Quote by Peter Brown Download Open image ““Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! ”” — Peter Brown ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Mom: why did the chicken cross the road.? Me: because you didn't fucking cook it — Me Copy Share Image
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done. — S. Truett Cathy Copy Share Image
“I couldn't make it in a chicken world, sir, so I hit the road in search of something better.” — John A. Heldt Copy Share Image
“Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run over the chicken. That maniac was me, and that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the… — Chessela Helm Copy Share Image
“But I do not know how to act like a mother.” “Oh, it’s nothing, you just have to provide the gosling with food and… — Peter Brown Copy Share Image
“Brewing is mentioned rarely in accounts of the Industrial Revolution. Temperance pressures meant it was impolitic for brewers to boast of their achievements and… — Peter Brown Copy Share Image
