Funny Quote by Alice Jane Download Open image “Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHERE SIDE” — Alice Jane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Journey
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done. — S. Truett Cathy Copy Share Image
“Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? According to the ancient philosopher and logician Zeno of Elea (c. 495–c. 430 BC), the bird simply… — David S. Kidder Copy Share Image
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! ” — Peter Brown Copy Share Image
Mom: why did the chicken cross the road.? Me: because you didn't fucking cook it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“CHICKEN ENTERS THE GATE One day, as Chicken stood outside the gate, the farmer called to her, 'Chicken, Chicken, why do you not enter?'… — Lynn Brunelle Copy Share Image
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads. — Isaac Newton Copy Share Image
“Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run over the chicken. That maniac was me, and that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
We are drifting, and youh know it.. John It kills me to say that.. I can't stay in this relationship .. its too much — Alice Jane Copy Share Image
I feel free I feel freedom, now I'm single I'm not taken I can do what my heart desires without no worries ehe — Alice Jane Copy Share Image
That one person you can count on even when ur arguing.. thats the type of person you call your best friend — Alice Jane Copy Share Image
I love you today, I love you tomorrow .. through pain and through sorrow. I love you John — Alice Jane Copy Share Image
I said I love youh and youh said it too, but the only difference is I didnt lie to youh — Alice Jane Copy Share Image
Being with you would be something to remember, memories of youh will surely last forever. I just pray our love developes to be better.… — Alice Jane Copy Share Image
True love doesnt have a happy ending, true love has no ending.. I Love Youh John — Alice Jane Copy Share Image
Your a true friend, your here till the end, you pull me aside when something aint right, you talk to me now right into… — Alice Jane Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
