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“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

“Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!    ”

— Peter Brown

“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”

— Dave

“I must think about something else for a while. But then I remember his warn arms and his big strong legs touching mine and…

— Nancy E. Turner

“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the…

— Chessela Helm

“A chicken ran by. Did you see it?” her grandmother said.”

— Shewanda Pugh

“anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale. I swear that once R ran away from a chicken just…

— M.C. Steve

“I couldn't make it in a chicken world, sir, so I hit the road in search of something better.”

— John A. Heldt

“Will you calm down for a minute, you psycho chicken, and tell me what the hell is going on?”

— Sarah Mayberry

“The chicken came first. Now, can we please move on?”

— Ron Brackin

“I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“We were eating lunch when a chicken walked out of the woods. “Anna, look behind you.” She turned around. “What the heck?” We watched…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves