Business Quote by Steven Wright

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"

— Steven Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHERE SIDE

— Alice Jane

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

— Albert Einstein

Why did the chicken cross the road?????

— Alla

Chicken exits are self-sabotage. They give you a false explanation for why you don't have something you want.

— Ali Vincent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing

— Thom Yorke

Mom: why did the chicken cross the road.? Me: because you didn't fucking cook it

— Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.

— S. Truett Cathy

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

— Ricky Williams

“CHICKEN ENTERS THE GATE One day, as Chicken stood outside the gate, the farmer called to her, 'Chicken, Chicken, why do you not enter?'…

— Lynn Brunelle

Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.

— Chubby Checker

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

— Anonymous