Humor Quote by Elif Batuman

“I like chicken.”

— Daniel Machado

“The chicken came first. Now, can we please move on?”

— Ron Brackin

“I couldn't make it in a chicken world, sir, so I hit the road in search of something better.”

— John A. Heldt

“Do the chickens have large talons?”

— Napoleon Dynamite

“I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“wasn’t a live chicken—that would not have been kind to the chicken—but a whole, plucked chicken.”

— Cathy Lamb

“So he was good-looking and he had a great set of thighs. Chickens had nice thighs, too.”

— Dakota Cassidy

“It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken.”

— Frank Perdue

“A chicken ran by. Did you see it?” her grandmother said.”

— Shewanda Pugh

“Anything but chicken, and some honesty on the side, please.”

— S.L. Wallace

“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the…

— Chessela Helm

“anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale. I swear that once R ran away from a chicken just…

— M.C. Steve