Funny Quote by Green Monk

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

— Anonymous

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

— Sacha Guitry

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

— Thomas Fuller

It is better to trust your eyes than your ears, but not at the time of choosing your wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should…

— Jay Leno

A wifes advice is not worth much, but woe to the husband who refuses to take it.

— Vikrant Parsai

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

— Sam Levenson

It does help to actually realize that however stunning the person who is, you know, fluttering eyelashes at you, she doesn't do anything to…

— Colin Firth

You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every day, getting up early in the morning before much traffic, my wife takes me 10 miles from home, drops me off, and I…

— George Foreman

Don't ever give a room for another man to makes your wife smile.

— LAMIDI AFEEZ ABIODUN

Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr