Mom Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Mom: why did the chicken cross the road.? Me: because you didn't fucking cook it” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Mom
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! ” — Peter Brown Copy Share Image
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done. — S. Truett Cathy Copy Share Image
My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“CHICKEN ENTERS THE GATE One day, as Chicken stood outside the gate, the farmer called to her, 'Chicken, Chicken, why do you not enter?'… — Lynn Brunelle Copy Share Image
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the road?” he asked. “Because anything it wanted was on the other side of a dangerous pathway that could kill it at any time?” asked Lisette. “Errm, no. I see the existential worries of chickens are not… — Chessela Helm Copy Share
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest change for me as a mom was realizing I needed to put someone else before me. Now the hardest part about the… — Kim Alexis Copy Share Image
Her dignity consists in being unknown to the world; her glory is in the esteem of her husband; her pleasures in the happiness of… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
I want to make my music and be a happy woman, a good wife, a good mom and one day hopefully have a child… — LeAnn Rimes Copy Share Image
My mom had very low expectations for me, and she really had a point. I was a big problem at seventeen. If I had… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. — Vanna White Copy Share Image
I remember throughout middle school and high school how excited my mom, sister and I would be when a UNC game was on TV.… — Harrison Barnes Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
My mom and my aunties are really devout Christians. My mom married a Muslim when I was 12, so I got teachings from both… — Tech N9ne Copy Share Image
I'd love to have three or four kids. But my mom always says: "Speak to me after you have your first". — Ivanka Trump Copy Share Image
Well the first time I performed, my mom was like how she is now when sees me on stage – all red, smiling from… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
I told my mom I was going to do a movie about a son who hears a story about his mom and takes her… — Dan Fogelman Copy Share Image
In many ways, being pregnant and working were more difficult than motherhood. — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
![“Well the first time I performed, my mom was like how she is now when sees me on stage – all red, smiling from ear to ear. So I don’t want to mess up, [be]cause she’s smiling. Seeing my mom happy is kind of like an overwhelming feeling.” quote by Chris Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/477/chris-brown-1887_causes_well-the-first-time-i-performed-my-mom-w_4699.jpg)
