You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. "You will not shoot me, you young idiot.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot. — Eric Frank Russell Copy Share Image
Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox:… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own. — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Without a response, I just stand there like an idiot. Like she just slapped my brain out of my skull and I… — Rebecca A. Rogers Copy Share Image
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. — Joan Van Ark Copy Share Image
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in… — David Hilbert Copy Share Image
On entering this world our starting-point is ignorance. None, however, but idiots remain there. — Horace Mann Copy Share Image
If I thought of myself as a movie star, I'd be an idiot. I don't know anyone who thinks like that. I… — Jonny Lee Miller Copy Share Image
I'm sure it's not any wish of mine that I'm born with inclinations for better things. If I could be born again,… — Miles Franklin Copy Share Image
Lawyers make nothing but confusion...A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity… — Thomas Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
He doesn’t scowl, but his mouth is so tense that I know he’s angry with me. 'Don’t be an idiot,' he says.… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I was happy when I got into film school. I'd simply satisfied my ambition to show them that I could get in… — Krzysztof Kieslowski Copy Share Image
Reparations,” said Jem very suddenly, setting down the pen he was holding. Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game?… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing. — M. V. Heberden Copy Share Image
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
If you write a country song, and it's the best song you've ever written but throw it out because you're a metal… — Synyster Gates Copy Share Image
I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're… — Calvin Harris Copy Share Image
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
