“your knight in shining aroumor may just be an idiot in tin-foil.” — Alexis M. Smith Copy Share Image
When you understand just how big the Universe is, you then realize that only idiots fight over an area of space called… — Marc Marcel Copy Share Image
Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this? — Grover Norquist Copy Share Image
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. — Joan Van Ark Copy Share Image
I don't want to have the threat of the sky falling on my head or some idiot pushing some button that sets… — Steve Ignorant Copy Share Image
motivation alone is not enough.if you have an idiot and you motivate him,now you have a motivated idiot. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability. — John H. Johnson Copy Share Image
“Why, in all the vastness of the world, did a sparkly idiot from Essex make me feel alive?” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
If you go into acting to make money then you're an idiot. It's my hobby and the fact that I'm doing my… — Jeremy Irvine Copy Share Image
Our house was a place where you were welcome to make an idiot out of yourself. Silliness was valued. My dad worked… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if… — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
Maximum sentence length: seventeen words. Minimum:one No semicolons. Semicolons indicate relationships that only idiots need defined by punctuation. Besides, they are ugly.… — Richard Hugo Copy Share Image
Hence, in all countries the chief occupation of society is card-playing, and it is the gauge of its value, and an outward… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
I am a bit of a Dudley Do-Gooder, though, because if I see a car accident or something bad happen, I am… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Lawyers make nothing but confusion...A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity… — Thomas Bernhard Copy Share Image
Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes… — Adam Duritz Copy Share Image
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
“Issy, nobody invited you along. You don't get a vote. Mostly becuae you're an idiot." "A total idiot," he said. "Look, right… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
Not one idiot in a thousand has been entirely refractory to treatment, not one in a hundred has not been made more… — Edouard Seguin Copy Share Image
I cannot live a life where I'm deprived. I'd much rather be five, 10 pounds heavier. With my luck, I'll get myself… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
One minute she acts like she wants to be with me and I'm the one rejecting her. The next, she's got this… — Jennifer Armintrout Copy Share Image
Reparations,” said Jem very suddenly, setting down the pen he was holding. Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game?… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“Useful Idiot: The one that by wearing a white apron, having a college degree, working for the government or following governmental laws,… — Robin Sacredfire Copy Share Image
