I think the second you rule anything out is the second you end up doing them and then you look like an… — Gareth Edwards Copy Share Image
I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
...academic credentials are neither a necessary nor a sufficient condition for having your ideas taken seriously. If a famous professor repeatedly says… — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean, Mike Riley is an idiot, but I can't do anything to change that. He wasn't supposed to be a head… — Ryan Leaf Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an… — Bjork Copy Share Image
I’m such an idiot - the thing was I was in there because this homeless guy was hungry. I went past and… — Sophie Monk Copy Share Image
I wish I had been less keen to inject my own opinions, but I was a teenager and your teenage self is… — Emma Forrest Copy Share Image
We didn't even have a T.V. in my house until I was 13. My dad called it the 'idiot box.' — Malik Yoba Copy Share Image
When you have to worry about some idiot making the decision on a roster move, or hiring coaches, or some of the… — Carson Palmer Copy Share Image
There's a thing in the U.K., particularly in London, where it's kind of the idea of subculture and counterculture and the outside… — Edie Campbell Copy Share Image
It is difficult to believe that even idiots ever succumbed to such transparent contradictions, to such gaudy processions of mere counter-words, to… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
War always reaches the depths of horror because of idiots who perpetuate terror from generation to generation under the pretext of vengeance. — Guy Sajer Copy Share Image
Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out. — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
He wondered how it could have taken him so long to realize he cared for her, and he told her so, and… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
