Bill Ballance

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has had very little success with either one.

— Bill Ballance

Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.

— Bill Ballance

Falling in love is like eating mushrooms, you never know if it's the real thing until it's too late.

— Bill Ballance

When that hit the fan ... it was like an earthquake.

— Bill Ballance