The problem with improv is that you're letting an idiot tell you what to do. — Dino Stamatopoulos Copy Share Image
“Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.” — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“The idiot will tire soon enough of his playthings and will come home; husbands always do.” — Cecilia Manguerra Brainard Copy Share Image
You talk about your 3 I's.. I agree, because in my mind you're an Idiot, an Imbecile and an Ignoramus! — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
“The problem with being a Village Idiot these days is that villages are run by even bigger idiots.” — NEF Copy Share Image
This is what entertainment is all about- idiots, explosives and falling anvils. — John Calvin Copy Share Image
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
External objects produce decided effects upon the brain. A man shut up between four walls soon loses the power to associate words… — Jules Verne Copy Share Image
Must be grounded in a philosophy whose foundation is on the solidarity of the human race, a philosophy which will not waver… — Jane Addams Copy Share Image
“Thera started sputtering. "You fool. You idiot." She stopped because Blaethe's response was much pithier and far more creative. She nodded approvingly.… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
You are upset because one of your actors got on the wrong lane doing something with the wrong people. And you want… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
One of the big conversations I'm trying to have onstage right now is that to be pro-woman, you don't have to be… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
The biggest problem is our lack of "response-ability." That’s what happens when money rather than love is the bottom line. People act… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
I think if you use Twitter and social media as your main source of information you are an idiot, but I think… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I started out in the duck-call business, my college buddies would come in and say, 'Robertson, you have a college degree.… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
When the time comes to you at which you will be forced at last to utter the speech which has lain at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We had come here to have a break from thoughts and the hard work that came with the constant interaction with idiots.… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
There's a stupid trend in American politics right now with people who have no experience with politics and no grasp of public… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
Laughter is an important part of a good relationship. It's an immense achievement when you can move from your thinking that your… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of people in all walks of life have the impression, of course, that, 'I specialize in something.… — Robert J. Shiller Copy Share Image
I don't understand why we have laws that prevent someone from walking a school campus and selling alcohol or drugs but somehow… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
I had to decide that, you know what, I don't know who the hell I am or what I'm doing, but I… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a… — Martin Gardner Copy Share Image
