“No one believes he is an idiot until the consequences of his actions prove it. Then hindsight rubs it in.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
I tell you what it is. It's...when I didn't see you, I thought about you every day, I mean every day in… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
What are you doing following me around the back streets of London, you little idiot?” Will demanded, giving her arm a light… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, `Let's give him a promotion. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
The biggest misunderstanding about me is that I'm just a bratty, gobby idiot. — Yungblud Copy Share Image
The Republicans didn't get rolled by anybody. Chuck Schumer didn't outsmart Mitch McConnell, and Nancy Pelosi sure as hell did not outsmart… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it.… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
You see something happen to a population whereby everyone adopts something that's just preposterous in a way that makes it normal instantly.… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in… — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots… — Georges Courteline Copy Share Image
The thing is hats don't really suit me because my head's too big, so I always just end up looking like an… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying,… — Candice Bergen Copy Share Image
What about your freedom?" he whispered in her ear over a minute later, bracing his hands palms down on the wall beside… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
Hilary Clinton said you know, it takes a village to raise a child and somebody said it takes a village idiot to… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Flying Squirrel remind me of Ultimate Warrior because he a little rat when he jump in ring like that idiot Jose Canseco… — The Iron Sheik Copy Share Image
I myself have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States. I have scoffed at their inhabitants… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why… — Gregg Rogell Copy Share Image
Bureaucracy has murdered people in the greater New Orleans area and bureaucracy needs to stand trial before Congress today. So I'm asking… — Aaron Broussard Copy Share Image
Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots. — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
I'm not an idiot; I can make adjustments to my life. But I like having a schedule. — Carson Wentz Copy Share Image
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image