Idiot Quotes · Page 6

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

— Dylan Moran

I've been an idiot at the poker table for a long time.

— Phil Hellmuth

“Irony is when someone writes "Your an idiot".”

— Anonymous

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty

— Madonna Ciccone

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

— Mark Twain

“No one just falls in love, you idiot.”

— Shannon Hale

“Move first, worry about looking like an idiot later.”

— Lili St. Crow

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

— Mark Rippetoe

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

— Mark Twain

“Whoever coined the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder,’ was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy.”

— Toni Aleo

“Close your mouth when you’re nodding, Talbot,” Tracy said, “You look like the village idiot.”

— Mark Tufo

The secret must be kept from all non-people. The mystery must be hidden from all idiots.

— Omar Khayyam

President Trump should be considered to be a useful idiot and a fellow traveler, which makes him an unwitting agent of Putin.

— Alexander Vindman

“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.”

— Patrick to Spongebob

“- and I’d be honored to try marriage with you - ” Jack smiles. “- you big stupid idiot.”

— Sara Wolf

A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

— Stephen King

There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's…

— Banksy

Yuki: What could I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn't even know that Jason isn't really a bear! He's…

— Natsuki Takaya

“Henry-despite his youth, his inexperience, and above all his profound gratitude for having just lost his virginity-made a mental note that this…

— Lisa Grunwald

So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an…

— Lee Child

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be…

— R. K. Milholland

Any idiot can build bombs. Our Trinity sits not on some desert sand seared into glass at an abandoned, sad pillar of…

— Bill Whittle

That awkward moment when you are speaking on the phone and you realize that you have been walking around your house like…

— Naresha

There is no refutation of Darwinian evolution in existence. If a refutation ever were to come about, it would come from a…

— Richard Dawkins

The reality is that the media are probably the most powerful of all our institutions today and they, or rather we [journalists],…

— Carl Bernstein

If you really think that houses prices are going to go up next year and the year after, you feel if I…

— Howard Warren Buffett

It goes without saying that what a girl goes through, boys could not even comprehend. If we get the flu, we need…

— Gavin Rossdale

I think by the next generation either we'll have a lot of idiots who are just completely immersed in media and corporatized…

— Aloe Blacc

A lot of people have a fear of Shakespeare. Even actors do. People are like, "Oh, I won't go and see Shakespeare…

— Hugo Weaving

Most people are really fighting to not be adults. And, when it happens, it's a big transition. And a lot of that…

— Judd Apatow

in the cupboard sits my bottle like a dwarf waiting to scratch out my prayers. I drink and cough like some idiot…

— Charles Bukowski

“For example, say you're an average web developer. You're familiar with a dozen programming languages, tons of helpful libraries, standards, protocols, what…

— Anonymous

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

Only an idiot would love friday …oh...wait...IM AN IDIOT

— Anonymous

Everytime I think about you, I smile like an idiot ..

— Jaypee

“Oh, look. The idiot of the jungle awakens.”

— Shelly Laurenston

Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots.

— Nancy Farmer

“I began to blush. “Oh yes. What an idiot.”

— Celina Grace

Watch out for the idiot behind me!

— Anonymous

“Diam kau, idiot! Kusumpal nanti mulutmu dengan tabung NOS!”

— Ida R. Yulia