R. K. Milholland

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

— R. K. Milholland

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

— R. K. Milholland

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

— R. K. Milholland

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but…

— R. K. Milholland

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

— R. K. Milholland

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

— R. K. Milholland

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

— R. K. Milholland

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.

— R. K. Milholland

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

— R. K. Milholland

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

— R. K. Milholland

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

— R. K. Milholland

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

— R. K. Milholland

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

— R. K. Milholland

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

— R. K. Milholland

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

— R. K. Milholland

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.

— R. K. Milholland

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

— R. K. Milholland

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

— R. K. Milholland

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

— R. K. Milholland

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going…

— R. K. Milholland

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

— R. K. Milholland

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be…

— R. K. Milholland

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

— R. K. Milholland

People age even when you're not looking.

— R. K. Milholland

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning…

— R. K. Milholland