I had a Taco Bell audition where I had to wear a huge sombrero and walk around like an idiot. I got… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
It's the typical mid-life crisis kind of thing, where you just stop and wonder, 'Should I go back to university and get… — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
One of the most frequent responses I get from non-Christian readers is: 'I'm not sure I agree with all this, but I… — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
No matter how strong our resolve, we eventually find ourselves enslaved by the compulsive preference for one particular woman. You’ve been caught,… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Only idiots die for an idea! Life is greater and infinitely more valuable than all the ideas! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something. — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
There was a girl in fifth grade that I had a crush on that joined drama club, so I joined the drama… — Jordan Fisher Copy Share Image
If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college? — Coolio Copy Share Image
Even now if I see someone working out, in great shape, like a 40-year-old guy with his shirt off jogging I always… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, than idiot with none. — John Donne Copy Share Image
Arraigned at my own bar, Memory having given her evidence of the hopes, wishes, sentiments I had been cherishing since last night--… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back. — John Green Copy Share Image
Maybe I`m getting to the age when I`m starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now.… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
“Asiyefundishwa na wazazi wake atafundishwa na dunia kwa kudharaulika.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere. — Laura Anne Gilman Copy Share Image
The truth is that I'm an idiot. I am. I don't do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli) I’d start by killing your son and his crew of idiots… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a… — Tristan Tzara Copy Share Image
By the way, you guys seriously screwed up just now. (Nero) We know. (They said in unison.) Yeah, well, what you don’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
We are not saying that every idiot out there should own a gun - and there should be better background checks on… — Johnny Van Zant Copy Share Image
I'm really shy with my acting when it's off, because the camera gives me an excuse to be in character, whereas otherwise… — Brendan Fehr Copy Share Image
I have to accept my role. I will never kill myself like Vincent Van Gogh. Nor will I paint beautiful water lilies… — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I need to write a sitcom, but something with warmth, not one where the dad comes home and he's treated like an… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
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