“Okay, okay. Ms. Muffin stays. But keep in mind; first impressions are everything, and the only people Ms. Muffin will impress are… — Sara Wolf First impressions Copy Share Image
“This is going to sound slightly stalkerish, but I can't help but notice you’ve decapitated Jack Skellington and put him on your… — Sara Wolf Jack Skellington Copy Share Image
“You try to. You try to stop all these injustices, and save people from them. But you never try to save yourself” — Sara Wolf Justice Copy Share Image
“You are the sun, I try to say. You are the most important. You are the only light that’s ever truly pierced… — Sara Wolf Happiness Copy Share Image
“- and I’d be honored to try marriage with you - ” Jack smiles. “- you big stupid idiot.” — Sara Wolf Marriage Copy Share Image
“My gut isn't wrong. Except when it has diarrhea. Then it is very, very wrong.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I’m all about that shit.” Mom shoots me the Disapproving-Mom-Subtle-Lip-Frown. “I’m all about that poop,” I correct delicately.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“And he uses big words, so he's probably a huge nerd. To be fair, I do too, but that's because I'm fabulous.… — Sara Wolf Big words Copy Share Image
“And offers me a black rose. "I figured you'd hate flowers, so I decided to get one that matched your soul" He… — Sara Wolf Flower Copy Share Image
“have to start taking things mildly seriously, now! Ugh! Just the word sends shivers down my spine. Serious. Seeeerious. Cereal-ous. Trix are… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Did you have fun? How many boys did you make out with?” She asks. “Seventy. At least.” “How many shots did you… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Did you know rats can leap over ten feet horizontally? And they always aim for the jugular.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Living is really weird. You never get used to it. But it happens anyway. And sometimes you find things that make it… — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
“Yes, well, now I am an extremely mature, responsible adult, and I can do things like discuss my trials and tribulations calmly.”… — Sara Wolf Trials and tribulations Copy Share Image
“She smells like lavender and sadness – and that smells like ripped tissue paper and sun-dried salt.” — Sara Wolf Sadness Copy Share Image
“There are approximately nine trillion cells in my body and every single one of them hates hiking. And walking. Just moving for… — Sara Wolf Time Copy Share Image
“Oh, horseshit! I-I mean, darn!” She corrects herself quickly. Why don’t you come in and have some tea. Do you like tea?… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, we can’t do the things we want to do for ourselves. Sometimes we wait for someone else to do them. You… — Sara Wolf Change Copy Share Image
“Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass.” — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“You’re the most confusing girl I’ve ever met.” “Yeah.” I smile. “Not sorry.” “Good.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“But this boy. This stupid, wonderful boy just might be worth it.” — Sara Wolf Love love love Copy Share Image
“She was probably a trusting, naïve girl before him, like a daisy. And then he came, and pulled her petals off one… — Sara Wolf Flowers Copy Share Image
“You’re seventeen! Why do I have to keep reminding you of that? There are soooo many women you haven’t even met yet!… — Sara Wolf Funny Copy Share Image
