Humor Quote by Sara Wolf

“For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on…

— Megan Boyle

“Mom was impressed but didn’t want me to go overboard, which was impossible, because I was still eating a lot. I just had taken…

— Mindy Kaling

“I'll never bowl with him again. After he got a strike, he spiked the ball.”

— Lawrence Taylor

“We have some nachos left.” Carlos motioned to a plate on the table. “But I don’t suppose you’re interested.” “I already ate.” Ian sat…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“All that was Emmanuelle Holmes in his kitchen in his tee making him a sandwich after he’d fucked her and they’d both come hard.…

— Kristen Ashley

“I’m happy to see that we’re stopping to eat some dinner, since we didn’t actually eat lunch today. Instead we just argued, I pouted,…

— Ella Dominguez

“The game had worn me down. I’d lost my kick. Existence was not only absurd, it was plain hard work. Think of how many…

— Charles Bukowski

“took something serious away from it. I told myself I would never get so deep into my cups that I wouldn’t be able to…

— Duff McKagan

“Well it's like eating at my mom's you get what's being served and if you don't like it they still make you eat it”

— Wen Spencer

“I've never been in style, so I can never go out of style.”

— Lillian Gish

“Our supper was only half an anchovy each, on a very little strip of bread and butter, and half a pint of ale between…

— Benjamin Franklin

“But I was beginning to feel like it all fit together, the same way everything in the bowl ends up in the bisquits, as…

— Kami Garcia