Quote by Sara Wolf

“How awesome would that be? You open a box of Trix and wham! Out pops a hot guy! I would so eat more cereal.”

— Chelsea Fine

“I've been staying after school getting help in trig from Laura Johnson. Shit, it's just school work. And it's fucking Laura, granny panties, Johnson!…

— A. Meredith Walters

“It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up what you're trying to say.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Cereal is food, sort of. It tastes grainy, easy and light, with a hint of false fruitiness. It tastes the way America feels.”

— Gary Shteyngart

“This really happens. It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up what you're trying to…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“College is a different scene than it was ten years ago. It used to be all about sex and drugs. Now it’s all about…

— Aaron B. Powell

“It’s great that Mommy and Daddy did all that uncool work, so you could sit in your air-conditioned classroom and shit all over them,…

— Greg Gutfeld

“After awhile, life becomes technical college. You can’t be anything you want to be. You can be, like, twenty things. That’s it.” - "Refund"…

— Ryan Werner

“Idiots annoy me.” Mackenzie holds up the jar again, and in goes another dollar. The jar? It was invented by my sister, who apparently…

— Emma Chase

“The simple trill of her laugh has not declined over the years; if anything it's been buffeted by her endless sorrows and disappointments.”

— Gary Shteyngart

“… I can conceive of nothing more noxious for students”

— William James

Cereal for dinner. I feel like I'm back in college.

— Kourtney Kardashian