Baby Quote by Natasha Leggero Download Open image “Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.” — Natasha Leggero ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Dui Funny Having a baby Humor Physics Universe
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I had never really thought of myself as a baby person, but it's just a really profound connection. — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
A baby is like the beginning of all things: wonder, hope a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees… — Eda LeShan Copy Share Image
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. — Nuno Bettencourt Copy Share Image
When you birth a child, it's like a bloody giving of self to the creation of a life. — Ezra Miller Copy Share Image
I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing — is there anything you can do? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few people who… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by women, produced… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Parents who are stressed or disturbed will have more difficulty in meeting their children's needs. Parents who have little support--from friends, relatives, neighbors, or… — Sheila Kamerman Copy Share Image
Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you.… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're… — Lindsay Copy Share Image
My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and… — Elliott Yamin Copy Share Image
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
