Alcoholics Quote by Natasha Leggero Download Open image “College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.” — Natasha Leggero ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcoholics College Expensive Funny Humor Seems Way
A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you… — David Wood Copy Share Image
College life too crazy. I feel like the only sober man in the world right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
College is part of the American dream. It shouldn't be part of a financial nightmare for families. — Barbara Mikulski Copy Share Image
College is expensive; I always knew that, and I wanted to make money, partially to spend a little of it here and there, but… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
College is part of the American dream. It shouldnt be part of a financial nightmare for families — Barbara Mikulski Copy Share Image
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing — is there anything you can do? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few people who… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by women, produced… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a couple; sometimes weeks and months would go by before… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.” — Al Murray Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So I would… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ... Substance abusing… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's — Dave Dutton Copy Share Image
I placed myself in amongst the animal kingdom so that I would be able to confront myself actually. It did not start out as… — Timothy Treadwell Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I feel that people who haven't read my books and haven't heard me lecture - who don't in fact know what my work is… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
