Alcoholics Quote by Jill Shalvis Download Open image “Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.” — Jill Shalvis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcoholics Becoming Giving Note to self Notes Self Serious
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not just an alcoholic. I'm a -holic. Anything I do, I'm going to do to the extreme. — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
Untreated alcoholism without the steps on a daily basis will make my past my future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around you as… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I am not an alcoholic. I'm a social catalyst. People pay me to illustrate for other partygoers the chemical process involved in transforming from… — Josh Kilmer-Purcell Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“But dammit, she was tired. Tired of doing what was expected, tired of feeling like she was missing something.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“And not that I don't love those words, but what were you wrong about?" "Walking away from you." She stepped into him. "I'm done… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“This put her in the possession of two guns. I Love Lucy does Criminal Minds.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“The kiss had been shockingly... wow. Which had led to one thing or another, and some more wow, along with a good dash of… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Where did that flashlight come from?" Chloe asked. "My purse." Chloe looked at Tara. "She carries a flashlight in her purse." "For emergencies," Maddie… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“So what do you think I should do for myself then?" "Whatever feels right." She stared at him for the longest beat, and then… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“With a smug smirk, he kissed her again, then slid into her. Pleasure flooded her, so intense it arched her back and had her… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I think you have a case of being a little girl. Maybe you should prescribe yourself a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“She was like a drug. The most addicting kind, and he had a problem—he was pretty sure that she was developing feelings for him.… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a couple; sometimes weeks and months would go by before… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.” — Al Murray Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So I would… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ... Substance abusing… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's — Dave Dutton Copy Share Image
I placed myself in amongst the animal kingdom so that I would be able to confront myself actually. It did not start out as… — Timothy Treadwell Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I feel that people who haven't read my books and haven't heard me lecture - who don't in fact know what my work is… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image