American dream Quote by Natasha Leggero

“Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.”

Natasha Leggero

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I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

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James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing — is there anything you can do?

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I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.

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If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by women, produced…

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The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

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Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't…

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TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

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