Hamar dil ko dil se churaya aap nay,
Door hotay howay bhi apna banaya aap nay,

Kabhi bhi na bhool pain gay aap ko,
Kiyon k yaad rakhna bhi sikhaya aap nay!

I'm on a mission!

Mission to make u cute,

2 make u beautiful,

2 make u smart,

2 make u genious.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Boy:"I m not rich like Shariq,
I don't have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you"

Girl:"I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq."

Yun ainon say kab tak dil behlao gay,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paogay,

Hum jesa koi dost rahey agar tumhare sath,
Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay..

Wishing someone a future full of smiles and love — so many good things that their arms can't hold them all.

Muskurahaton say bhari ho zindagi,
Chahaton say bhara ho har pal,

Daman bhi chota lagnay lagay,
itni khushian day aapko her aanay wala kal..

A classroom joke where a boy explains where God lives based on his dad's morning routine.

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai,
Dil main sirf aik hi sawal aata hai,

Yaad kartay hain jisay hum..!!!
kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai