In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay,
Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay,

Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay,
Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay....

Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,

girl closed her eyes and
return back saying "love is blind".

Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

A sardar joke where B.A. gets read backwards and taken literally.

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦

Badal garaja magar barsaat nahi aayi,
Dil dharka magar aawaz nahi aayi,

Pura din guzarane ko hai dost,
kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi?

Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,
Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga,

Aapki gardan(neck) ko phoolon ki tehni,
Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Piece of PHILOSOPHY :

Small things hurt a lot

Example :
u can sit on a mountain
but not on a pin..! ;-)

Apnay dushman say hi dil laga baithay,
Unki saadgi say faraib kha baithay,

Patharon say tha apna rishtaa,
Phir bhi sheeshay k ghar bana baithe..