A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?
First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.
When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.
Don't Break anyone's heart
They have only one of it...
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them.. ;-)
Zakham itnay gehray hain izhaar kia karain,
Hum khud nishana ban gaye hain waar kia karain,
Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahein aankhain,
Ab is say ziyadah unka intezaar kia karain...
Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
Kaun sa phool paish karon,
Koi phool gulab nahin,
Aap to khud aik gulab hain,
Jiska koi jawab naheen...
Na janay Q hamain ansu bahana nahin aata,
Na janay kion haal-e-dil batana nahin aata,
Kion sathi bichar jatay hain hamaisha hum se,
Shayud hamain hi dosti nibhana nahin aata...
Friendship is just like cricket,
so do not loose wickets..
if u loose that wickets
may be you have a defeat...
so don't neglect friends.
Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off...!
STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"
Principal shock...!
Student rocks....! B-)
Ae chand tu bhool jayega apne aap ko,
Jab sunay ga dastaan mere pyaar ki,
Kion karta hai tu ghuroor apne aap pe itna,
Tu to sirf "PARCHAI" hai mere "YAAR" ki...
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!
Promises are like babies...
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P
Yeh kaun muskura kar idhar say guzar gaya,
Bay noor rastoon main ujala bikhar gaya,
Socha bohut kisi say pyar na ho magar,
Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya..