Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,

Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolon se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

Har jaga baithna intizar nahi hota,
Har khamoshi ka matlab inkar nahin hota,

Nazrain to har aik say milti hain,
Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main,
Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai daikhnay aur dekhanay main,

Gii main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon,
Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main...?

Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.

Palkon main qaid kuch sapne hain,
Kuch bayganay kuch apne hain,

Na janay kia kashish hai in khayalon main,
Woh ghair ho k bhi kitnay apne hain...

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
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